Mang cooks a frankenstein turkey out of parts salvaged from the garbage. This is a new technique in freeganism, pioneered by Mang. After stitching the various meat bits together, Mang stuffs the hollow shell with veggies, rice, breads, spices, fruits and herbs. Slow cook for 33 hours on a low fire dumpster. Smells good for 3 days non-stop, so be careful of wild animals attracted to the delicious smell. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Mang is courageous as can be. He’s fearless and perhaps retarded to try and draw a charge from Godzilla! Blocking foul, Godzilla crushes Mang and one! doh!!! Final score Godzilla 2 Mang 0.
American Airlines and Citibank have offered Mang a credit card, well actually it’s an application to become a “valued member of the AAdvantage Miles Semi-Elite Bronze Club”. Will the man finally give Mang some financial credibility? Or will he get shafted like the last of the Mohicans?
Doctors around the world and Mang advise you not to smoke as it is bad for your health. If you do smoke, don’t smoke too much : )
