Mang cooks a frankenstein turkey out of parts salvaged from the garbage. This is a new technique in freeganism, pioneered by Mang. After stitching the various meat bits together, Mang stuffs the hollow shell with veggies, rice, breads, spices, fruits and herbs. Slow cook for 33 hours on a low fire dumpster. Smells good for 3 days non-stop, so be careful of wild animals attracted to the delicious smell. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Page nine and ten of ten. While wandering through Narnia, Mang and Erin encounter a wannabe Stephen Hawkins who offers them tacos. Mang then gives the “quick shot” polar bear candy so that he doesn’t shoot them as they use the key on the forbidden door.”
Page eight of ten. Mang meets a friendly girl named Erin and relates with her s.t.d. predicament. He then reveals a secret key he found. What does it open? “
Page seven of ten. Having stolen the witch’s clothes, mang gets up to more shenanigans and steals a tandem bike…. “two for the price of zero!”
