Mang cooks a frankenstein turkey out of parts salvaged from the garbage. This is a new technique in freeganism, pioneered by Mang. After stitching the various meat bits together, Mang stuffs the hollow shell with veggies, rice, breads, spices, fruits and herbs. Slow cook for 33 hours on a low fire dumpster. Smells good for 3 days non-stop, so be careful of wild animals attracted to the delicious smell. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Mang is courageous as can be. He’s fearless and perhaps retarded to try and draw a charge from Godzilla! Blocking foul, Godzilla crushes Mang and one! doh!!! Final score Godzilla 2 Mang 0.

American Airlines and Citibank have offered Mang a credit card, well actually it’s an application to become a “valued member of the AAdvantage Miles Semi-Elite Bronze Club”. Will the man finally give Mang some financial credibility? Or will he get shafted like the last of the Mohicans?

Doctors around the world and Mang advise you not to smoke as it is bad for your health. If you do smoke, don’t smoke too much : )

‘Tasha Rainey created pumpkin mang just in time for Halloween. Woohoo! Nice job on the paper hair. Photo credits go to our friend Ulina Small.

Andrew Schneider snapped this photo of Mang overlooking Luxembourg. T’was great to see our jenky hero traveling the world.

A couple months ago, a friend saw Mang on the Food Network, but did not know which show he was on. After some research on the internets, we discovered it was Bobby Flay’s Throwdown: The Dumplings Episode in Red Hook Brooklyn. Mang is shown at the beginning of the episode as the narrator gives a brief rundown of the neighborhood.

You can see this Mang at the piers near the Fairway. He’s on a round, black anchor, which I assume was used for docking boats, saying, “Red Hook in my Dreams”.

Page nine and ten of ten. While wandering through Narnia, Mang and Erin encounter a wannabe Stephen Hawkins who offers them tacos. Mang then gives the “quick shot” polar bear candy so that he doesn’t shoot them as they use the key on the forbidden door.”

Page eight of ten. Mang meets a friendly girl named Erin and relates with her s.t.d. predicament. He then reveals a secret key he found. What does it open? “